What's the big idea of this stupid site anyways, ya say?

They're telling me that this is the section where I'm to supposed to earn your trust. Thing is, I don't trust you. And, it's not really personal, it's just because I don't really know you, yet. Once we get the awkwardness out of the way, I'm certain you'll allow me to shovel most of my meaningful art on you. For example, would you rather have a detailed analysis on a terrible B-movie, in the form of a podcast, or would you rather own a Synth-trap album based on Buffy & Angel's failed passion? This is the place where you will (unfortunately) find it all, that is, if'n yer wil'n to pay... I hope that I've left a memorable impression that makes you want to tell y'all friends about me and come back for more nonsense.

I love making art, and I don't plan on stopping any time soon.

Dag, he really does have a website and a shop site!

Sum John
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